There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think I just shit out all my problems.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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