..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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