I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable