waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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