Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.

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(607): View more from New York

you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later

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(231): View more from Michigan

You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.

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(847): View more from Illinois

told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..

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how did he take it?

(847): View more from Illinois

not as well as i would have thought

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.

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(518): View more from New York

MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.

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