Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.