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i think you have the wrong number
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.