The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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