I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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