I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize