I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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