I need help removing her.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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