Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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