I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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