Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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