I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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