Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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