When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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