Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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