I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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