I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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