fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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