oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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