Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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