you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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