...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Randomize