On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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