...so i touched it.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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