Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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