Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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