For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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