i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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