Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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