wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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