It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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