found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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