I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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