I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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