thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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