porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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