HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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