Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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