I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
