But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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