I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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