erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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