It's Friday. Sex?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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