The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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