i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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