Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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