Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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