Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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