in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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