Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i dont even know how to be here
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
The air taste purple.
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