yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm just crazy horny about you
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
