Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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