But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
