...so i touched it.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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