That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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